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Joke #1(from FHM June2002-Holly Valance cover)
FARMER ABUSES MILKER-joke of the month!
After years of milking the cows with the traditional stool and squirt method, armer Giles finds he has enough money to order a hich-tech milking machine. The equiptment arrives a few dayes later and, realising his wife is out for the day, decides to test the machine out for himself first.
After setting it up, he quickly eases his beef boyponet(cock) into the equiptment and flicks the switch. The sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could and he spasms in seconds but, When it was over the machine would not release his member(cock). In desperation, the farmer calls the customer services hotline.
"Hello" he winces, "I've just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic but, er, how do you remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry" says the sales rep. "The machine will release automatically after it's collected two gallons."
(Incase you were wondering 2gallons is the equivalant of 16pints-ouch!.)
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Here's two really funny ones for you!
(From FHM Sept. 2001-Anna KourniKova on cover)
After three weeks on the road a trucker pulls in at a local brothel and bangs £500 on the counter. "Young lady" he says to the woman, "I want an over-cooked steak and the uglist woman you've got."
"Listen" cries the madam. "For £500 you can have a five course cordon bleu meal and the sexiest girl we have." The trucker glowers at her. "Listen" he snarled "I'm not feeling horny-I'm feeling homesick"
(This one is even better)
A litle blind girl goes upto her mum. "Mummy" she says sadly,"When will I be able to see?"
Smiling kindly her mother replies, "I'll tell you what dear-I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes, you should be able to see by tomorrow morning."
With the little girl leaping around excitedly, the two head into town. They return with the cream, and that evening the mother rubs it into the little girls eyes. "Aaaah, mummy!" cries the girl, "It stings!" "Be brave," consoles her mother, and wraps her little head in bandages before she puts her to bed.
The next morning the little girl stumbles into her mothers bedroom. "Quick mummy." She insists eagerly, "take off the bandages" so, very slowly, the mother peels off the bandages, whilst her daughter braces herself for the magic moment.
"But mummy," says the little girl once the final bandage is removed, "I still can't see." Her mother grins at her sympathetically, "Yes dear" she replies, "April fool!"
Here is a great joke site
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